The Holy Land

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The Holy Land

Post by Roger » Mon Mar 14, 2016 4:30 am

A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.

A local undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000.00, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.00."

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000.00 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and spend only $150.00?"

The man replied, "2000 years ago a man died and was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

What reality are you from?

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Re: The Holy Land

Post by ChelonianEchelonian » Mon Mar 14, 2016 8:07 pm

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